The Jelly Beans And You
Monday, December 18th, 2006
These jelly bean dispensers are appearing around our offices. You know how they usually work: Put in your coin and out come multi-colored jelly beans. It’s luck of the draw — you get the color and flavor the machine decides to give you. Ours are different. No coin is required and we have preloaded our dispenser with only four flavors of jelly beans.
We have green, yellow, red and black. Just like the movies, Green means good; yellow is caution; red is likely a stop for most; and black is “outta bounds.” Don’t take chances. We predict the moral zone each movie falls into. Our reviews are balanced by yours. Fair, balanced and free. Coming soon to a Web browser near you.